Does a jesus need anything more than couple of nails to hang out with?

Hahahaha that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.Does a jesus need anything more than couple of nails to hang out with?
Jesus took those nails and died so you can have life and have it more abundent. Thank himDoes a jesus need anything more than couple of nails to hang out with?
4 main things most atheists and evolutionists do here:





1. mock christians


2. blame them for intolerance of atheists


3. encourage each other for the great mocking.


4. thumbs down any answers that points at their silly jokes.





grow up, kids.





EDIT:


christians dont mock themselves, just as atheists dont.


A lousy attempt by an atheist to defame christians, forget it dont bother trying.
Oh my gawd. No, you didn't!


LOL!
a couple is one short. he'd need a few.
Jesus doesn't '; need'; anything.....in Him is the fullness of all things good.....But He chooses to have 10s of thousands of angels ';hanging out with Him';..... and they are smart enough to know that in His presence, they Praise Him for He is worthy to be praised....
It is a very bad choice of words and can be taken as an insult. The humor is not well presented but you do have the right like all of us to say what you like ,just do it responsibly and show some compassion for some of your audience try to be understanding and do have the right to be treated with the same understanding that some of them are showing you.Those 2 nails you speak of , are the only things that separate us from a life of hope and one of despair and absurdity.
bad taste.
You are the most disturbing person on here in awhile...you really need some help...I am very sure you think you are very funny...well you are Not...do you know Jesus gave his life for you??? How could you say anything like this...you are a very troubled person.
Not funny in the least and extremely disrespectful Mr. Christian.
You've just won the ultimate, super-fantastic grand prize for worst attempt at comedy, EVER! Don't quit your day job to pursue a stand-up act...





...I'm sure that the McDonalds floor-sweeping/window-wiping team would dearly miss you.
You are a christian to the same degree a cow is a ballet dancer.





Saying it doesn't make it so - it's not what you say but what you do, and with this tacky and offensive question, you have demonstrated clearly what you are





and are not