I have a really bad hang nail, how can I blame this on Obama some how?

Just blame him without it making sense, the other day someone on here was blaming Bush for Bird Flu. Speaking of birds, one took a crap on my car so I assume since Bush is still President that's his fault too. Once Obama is President birds will only crap in toilets.I have a really bad hang nail, how can I blame this on Obama some how?
The ';Obama Blame Anything on Him'; is a well known syndrome, much like the '; Going a Bit Red in Helsinki'; syndrome popular in the '50's and 60's. If you are a real believer, then that rain drop you just felt as you walked outside is his fault as well. The man has a God-like affect on all of us. I can't find my car keys now! Damn that Obama!I have a really bad hang nail, how can I blame this on Obama some how?
Sure you can. And don't forget the cold you got because some elated stranger kissed you on Election Night.





Blame anything you want on Obama and Republicans will believe and repeat it.
catching it on a nail avoiding the BLACK PANTHERS at the voting booth.


OOps that was to far back.


Maybe someone waving there hands and bowing to the MESSIAH caught it.
Obama is in bed with the nail clipper industry. They, of course, love hang nails and have been putting mercury in the water for years to weaken nail growth.





oh and Bill Ayers is on the board of the ';Project: Hang Nail'; board.
McCain really blew it with the plumber guy. Instead of Joe, McCain should have campaigned with Millie the Manicurist; and exposed Obama for the nail-biting socialist that he is!
Don't worry, he'll deny ALL involvement in it. Just like he does with everything else. He ';never'; agreed with Rev Wright's sermons despite attending that church for 20 years. And he ';never'; knew about the corrupt Chicago political machine. etc etc etc
Simple. The comrade clippers you got issued were rusty and dull, and you can't affort to spend the $50 it will cost to replace them.





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Jilibean... that has got to be one of the best photos I've seen here.
He's the chosen one. He should have healed it and prevented it from happening, all at the same time.





However, Bush is still our Pres, so blame him.
I don't know';as I have always said'; he had nothing to do with and hardly even knew you sorry. His #1 priority his to misinform you with not what he says BUT how he said it makes his give you hope and change
Obama never improved health care so it never got taken care of before it was a problem.
Sure why not. The republicans blame everything on him. The republicans are pitiful.
Well, if Obama would have given free nail clippers to all Americans, you would have never gotten a hang nail.
I bet you can find an article somehow on the internet and relate it. I always find a way. I don't think you're trying hard enough.
You are so worried about how Obama will mess up the country you started biting your nails.
You must live in Ohio, and you got it when you were voting often for Obammma. Repetitive voting illegally will cause this condition.
i don't know exactly how it works out, but it's probably related to the President Elect's adamant refusal to provide us with a copy of his sixth grade class schedule.
Anyway you can. That seems to be the way everybody else does it.
You can't blame Obama for everything.
You could not afford a decent pair of nail clippers but because of Obama's Socialist plan for America
if you have a bad manicure, the terrorists have already won. ;)
Yes, you could. Or blame it on Bush..everyone blames everything else on him, so jump on the bandwagon!
you broke your nail on the computer typing something about him.
Awwww...Poor baby...You blamed everything on Bush...Enjoy the taste ?
Libs have been blaming Bush for tripping over their untied shoe laces for years. It's all his fault.
Blame it on Bush, all the libs will jump on the bandwagon.
Of course not..because somehow it will be interpreted as racist.
You could be having second thoughts about your man.
Zit, hang nail, hang over etc etc, you have lot of problems don't U ? lol
don't worry, Daschle will see that you get all fixed up. You might die in the process, but hey its free right?
Get a life. Typical of a human to place blame. After all, who would want to have to grow nuts and take responsibility for their own. Stop chewing your nails!