Friday, February 5, 2010

Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments.?

Since when did you learn to knit? That cat hair cap you wear is crocheted, isn't it?Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments.?
Once a hang nail has fallen off, it's no longer a hang nail, right? So how do you expect me to send them? Should I send myself in the mail? Because I have to be attached to the nails for them to still be considered ';hang nails.'; Tell me what to do, I'm at a loss.Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments.?
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not really my hangnail lol. got it off google. ten points?
Great.





I will send you my grandmothers hangnails first class tomorrow morning.





Cuz girls dont really get hangnails.





and this question was totally random and i had to read it ten times before i wrote this.
haha here you go:


http://knitting.designedlykristi.com/pos…
Is this supposed to be funny? If so, then you are seriously lacking in the humor department. If not, then you are a bit odd. No matter what, I can certainly say that you are hideous and weird.
Funny you ask that...I have this Dominatrix friend that sells her nail clippings (amoung other things) to her fans. Who'd of thought there'd be a market for that?
WOOHOOO!~~~!!!!!!!!!!
bahahahahha.
To late I just got rid of mines.
Ewwww, ok I just got a really gross picture in my head!
sorry no hang nails available at the moment. Will you take my brother.
that made me laugh thanks.





should i send them priority mail ?
ok i just posted them to you.
I don't have any, can you substitute a toe nail?
eww....
hmm, dont get it
ok....sent!
give me your addy
eww!!!


lol
uh, wtf?

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